MEET THE STUPOR CREW
SIX ROBOTS.
ZERO CLUE.
They think they know everything.
Pick one, ask a question, and see what it says.
THE ORIGINAL SIX
Meet the crew.
Six personalities. Six different ways to get it wrong.
SIX ROBOTS. INFINITE NONSENSE.
ASK A ROBOT
Pick one. Hold the button while you ask. Let go to see its answer.

YOUR ROBOT TODAY
JONSEN
Thinks and thinks and thinks.
Press and hold my belly button. I have almost finished thinking about your next question.
☝ PRESS & HOLD MY BELLY BUTTON
Ask aloud while holding, then release. No microphone or recording is used.
THE PLAN · VERSION 47
The world's
silliest plan.
Step one: answer every question. Step two: pizza break. Step three: decide what step three is.
The robots made up that number.
Here's the trick.
The robots can't hear your question. Each one picks a random line from its own stash, so every turn is a surprise. No microphone or recording is used.